September 12, 2016
Samsung’s Note 7 nightmare shows no sign of ending, but it seems to be doing a great job of mimicking the function of other objects.
After the phablet gizmo started melting down, Samsung officially begun a recall and allegedly hired a third party battery provider since its own ventures hardly set the world alight. Hoho!
Samsung Mobile president DJ Koh told its loyal fan-base to literally drop it like it’s hot and immediately power down the Note 7. This following Samsung’s first announcement a week ago for users to stop using the phone. Now they really mean it. STOP USING THE PHONE!
Not only is the Note 7 being put down en masse, latest figures say Samsung Electronics’ share price has gone down the toilet too, down 7% at the close of play today. Lots of sevens. But here are seven things the Note 7 is doing a great job of doubling up as, just to help raise some spirits.
1) The Properly Incendiary Note 7
2) The Politically Incorrect Note 7
3) The Flight Risk Note 7
4) The Note 7 That Secretly has a Jellyfish Inside
5) The Note 7 Grenade
6) The Note 7’s Most Desired Accessory
7) And lastly, The Hideously Ironic Note 7 That Works Underwater
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