Skin spray guards against cellphone radiation
09 January 2007
Telecoms Special Features
There's a fair amount of debate and controversy flying around on the subject of whether radiation from mobile phones and laptops poses any kind of health risk.
But fear not, our intrepid reporter has learned that Clarins has come to the rescue of the paranoid and genuinely concerned with a skin spray that protects against Artificial Electromagnetic Waves. Not forgetting the free radicals of course.
Indeed, it's not just protection from the accelerated-ageing effects of all indoor and outdoor air pollution our skin needs but most significantly, the effects of artificially generated electromagnetic rays, which, Clarins reminds us "are present 24 hours a day and effect men's skin as well as women's!"
Finally, something less obvious than that tinfoil hat.
Apparently, the Expertise 3P Screen Mist uses the power of a "Magnetic Defence Complex" based on Thermus Thermophillus and an anti pollution complex made from white tea to create an imperceptible physical film on the skin to reinforce the skin's own natural protective barrier.
Reports that mobile operators worldwide are now expecting a boost in 3G subscriptions are so far unsubstantiated.
Other articles in this Special Feature:
- The Wi-files
- Why Wibree?
- Calling time on the Bluetooth watch
- It's good to share
- Rain stops play for Orange broadband
- Virgin Mobile looks to the stars
- Mobile phones hit Second Life
- The truth can be Skyped
- Dance like a monkey
- Get your wifi kicks on Route 66
- Making porn portable and personal
- Messages from beyond the grave
- Guardian angel or something sinister?
- Village of the jammed
- Darling, please reduce your conversation intensity level
- Positive brainwashing
- Sony's jellyphone
- Solar powered bikini charger
- Dog day afternoon
- Ways to protect against THE RAYS No. 139
- User Generated Content for cops
- Bookmakers bet on iPhone
- GPS spy squirrels captured in Iran
- Attack of the giant phone bills


